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FinStaff Community Member
Joined: 02 Jan 2018 Posts: 15 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:50 am Post subject: The Propsummit Joke Section |
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Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:
So this bear walks into a bar.
The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."
The bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?" |
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FinStaff Community Member
Joined: 02 Jan 2018 Posts: 15 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:51 am Post subject: |
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Doctor- “I’ve got good news and bad news.
“Take one of these pills every day for the rest of your life and all your symptoms will disappear.”
Man- “That’s great! But I see there are only three pills in this bottle.”
Doctor- “Yeah, well... I was getting to the bad news.” |
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FinStaff Community Member
Joined: 02 Jan 2018 Posts: 15 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:53 am Post subject: |
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You guys hear about that duck with an addiction problem?
He likes to smoke quack. |
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joberg Community Member
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Joined: 06 Oct 2008 Posts: 9447
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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I laughed, I cried 'till I stopped
"A termite walks into a bar and says: "Is the bar tender?" |
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Vader Community Member
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:13 am Post subject: |
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Three pieces of string went to a bar.
The first piece of string walks in. The bartender looks at him and says, "excuse me Sir, aren't you a piece of string?"
The first piece of string replies, "why yes ... yes, I am."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the bartender, "but we don't serve pieces of string here."
So the first piece of string walks out, and the second piece of string walks into the bar.
The bartender looks at the second piece of string and says, "excuse me Sir, aren't you a piece of string?"
The second piece of string says, "I am."
So the bartender says, "I'm sorry Sir, but we don't serve pieces of string here."
So the second piece of string walks out, and the third piece of string enters.
The bartender looks at the third piece of string and says, "excuse me Sir, aren't you a piece of string?"
The third piece of string says, "why ... no, I'm a frayed knot." _________________ 26354 |
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Bwood Community Member
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Girlfriend says, "Is that a blaster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" ![Shocked](images/smiles/icon_eek.gif) |
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FinStaff Community Member
Joined: 02 Jan 2018 Posts: 15 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:50 am Post subject: |
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Lol! Keep 'em coming, guys! ![](images/smiles/003.gif) |
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FinStaff Community Member
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:51 am Post subject: |
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The moon landings were faked..
But the director was such a perfectionist that he demanded they be filmed on location. |
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FinStaff Community Member
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:52 am Post subject: |
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I was feeling very lonely so I bought some shares..
It's nice to have a bit of company. |
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FinStaff Community Member
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:41 am Post subject: |
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What kind of tea can be hard to swallow?
Reali-tea. |
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:42 am Post subject: |
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My computer said I had to change my password, so I entered “beefstew..”
My computer said, “Sorry, password not stroganoff.” |
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:43 am Post subject: |
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Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute night.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show. |
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joberg Community Member
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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FinStaff is on a roll ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
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FinStaff Community Member
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:44 am Post subject: |
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joberg wrote: | FinStaff is on a roll ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
Hahaha! There's more where that came from, just to cheer up everyone. |
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